What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:43

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do so many guys love anime girls?
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
How did you as a human being change while growing up?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What are some good inspirational movies?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
Why should we share our wife with others?
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.